Accidents occur. Legends adapt.
The Spit Happens hat is messy, unapologetic, and absolutely not here to explain itself. It’s crude wordplay at its finest—just suggestive enough to make people smirk, just bold enough to make them uncomfortable. If you enjoy awkward laughs and raised eyebrows, congrats, this is your personality now.
Classic trucker energy with zero shame attached. Toss it on and let everyone know you’re cool with life’s little… mishaps. No excuses. No cleanup. Just vibes.
Perfect for bars, boats, festivals, and anywhere consequences are optional.
Wear it proud. Wipe later. 😈
