{"product_id":"eat-a-trucker-hat","title":"Eat A$$ Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"397\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"124\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eEat Ass\u003c\/strong\u003e hat is blunt, fearless, and proudly lacking an inside voice. It’s not here to be tasteful—it’s here to be honest. Minimal words, maximum reaction. If you enjoy awkward pauses, spit takes, and people whisper-reading your hat to their friends, this one’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"399\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eBuilt on a classic trucker silhouette so you can stir the pot comfortably: a crisp cotton ripstop front with foam backing that holds its shape, breathable mesh back for when things heat up, and a slightly curved recycled visor that looks better the longer you make questionable choices. Snap it on and let the message marinate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"755\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eThe unapologetic specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e100% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"823\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"823\"\u003eCotton ripstop front panel with foam backing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"864\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"864\"\u003eMesh back for airflow under pressure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"910\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"910\"\u003eUnstructured, five-panel, mid-profile fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"951\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eSlightly curved recycled visor board\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eLegacy woven label on right side\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eAdjustable snapback closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eResponsibly made. Absolutely feral:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1061\" data-end=\"1064\"\u003eProduced with \u003cstrong data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003eSustainable Manufacturing\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1148\"\u003eSocially Conscious Manufacturing\u003c\/strong\u003e practices—because even chaos can be ethically sourced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1294\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for bars, boats, festivals, and anywhere subtlety is already dead.\u003cbr data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003eSay less. 😈\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Raunchy Trucker Hats","offers":[{"title":"All Black","offer_id":51819452236077,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0944\/7541\/9949\/files\/BlackDriveFastEatAssHat.png?v=1769019063","url":"https:\/\/raunchytruckerhats.com\/products\/eat-a-trucker-hat","provider":"Raunchy Trucker Hats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}